jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
That’s so Larry.
I had to get a cavity drilled this morning, and they gave me novocaine and that was like 2 hours ago.
I managed to eat a sandwich, but I made a mug of tea and then quickly realized I can’t drink it as easily as I thought I would.
And now I’m sad because no tea =(
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
This is the most obnoxious thing ever, however, the look of horror and confusion on my kitten’s face as he tried attacking my phone while this was playing made it absolutely worth it.